People ask me all sorts of questions about my night job as a mortician. So, here are some explanantions and answers.
1. We do NOT hang people from meat hooks and drain the blood from theri feet. We drain blood by making an incision in your jugular vein while injecting embalming fluid (a mixture of water and formaldehyde) into your carotid artery assuming you still have the upper part of your body and are not mangled.
2. We are NOT… Continue