A New Glossary

Acehole
A fellow player who won't stop talking about that last ace he threw.

Arbor Day
What you'd call one of those days where you seem to hit nothing but trees.

Bitchin'
Stopping all play to watch girls walk through the park.

Bowl Hole
A tee with bench concealed by trees and vegetation.

Chain Smoker
A spectacular long putt.

Fairway Robbery
A throw or putt that should have gone into the chains, not through.

Grudgie
The mad throw you make when your last shot stank; typically done with marker mini ("Nice putt!").

Helen Keller
A putt that goes into the basket without any chain sound.

Hempicap
Your handicap, taking into account the amount of weed you've smoked; add one stroke for every toke.

Jaywalkers
Non disc-golf-playing people who take to the fairways to walk their dogs or to take a shortcut.

Lowzer
A throw that sends the disc into the ground not very far off the tee (think loser).

Lawnmower/Squirrel Chaser
Also known as a pancake. A low, long skimming throw.

Par Baby
The second throw that puts you so close to the basket that it's almost a gimme.

Pinball Wizard
A disc that bounces back and forth (at least three times) from tree to tree before crashing down.

Soda Can/Machine
When you throw a disc too high and it comes back down through the branches and leaves of a tree, taking a few moments for the tree to finally spit it out (like waiting for a can of soda to finally fall out of the soda machine).

Treetop Tour
That supposedly too high throw that ends up flying right through the treetop branches and lands you right back downrange on the fairway where you have no business being after that friggin' throw...

Turn Signal
A severely anhyzer drive.

Valet
A player who parks his throw under or very near the basket on his tee-off.

Vomit
A disc that is thrown up too high.

Yonder
A very long, strong flat drive.

[get your discs and godiscn]

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