Crap Golf

12-23-2007

Played the local clubs sunday doubles league at Vienna Park today, 35+MPH winds gusts are not my favorite type of weather to golf in, my wife was in a car that was overheating & my thoughts were consumed with that. I putted crappy, drove crappy & wasn't even paying attention when my partner went OB & I followed him as he's screaming at me to not make the same mistake, we ended up -4 & leaders were at -5 (my bad woj) To give you an idea I tossed my driver right into the ground on #13 banking on the skip, I went from a skip ace run to 80 ft behind the basket. I also lost a 11X KC Roc (Santa WTF?) I might have looked like an idiot today but I still felt OK throwing plastic, I'm not washed up...yet.

So we leave for P.A tomorrow morning early. I won't be playing any golf till after the 1st of the year, I am still doubtful on Norwalk, I'm down on plastic right now. My birthday is saturday Dec 29th if anyone wants to toss me a disc I will throw anything.

My Family & I would like to extend to you & warm & Wonderful Christmas & a Happy New Year!

[Jayne]

haha. At least you can still play disc without two feet of snow on the ground and wind chills in the negative range!!! I ain't played since glow golf Thanksgiving Weekend! That was when our first snow hit and temps dropped to the single digits!!! I was home last week and wish I woulda brought my discs... 45 degree weather!!!! Anywho... cute kids Hoyle! Hope PA treated you and the fam well and that y'all had a great Christmas!

[Justin Gill]

when i saw that you two we're paired up... and i had sarge... (who is a nice guy but not a top tier TADGA golfer like you two) i'm like... this is over... then about 3 holes into it, i realize why hoyle was talking about with his kid... OMG, if they didnt bring their 4 year old kid to doubles at vienna when half the course was flooded and the windchill was 9 degrees, we would have at least 4-5 strokes better and with one less headache...

wow... i wanted to die...

cold. angry. frustrated by bad parenting ("settle down or i'll choke you"). very nice...

i was very surprised when we cashed... but mike did play very well... he was trowing his forehand like there was no wind...

[Chris Wojciechowski]

Man... You know, I was disappointed that you didn't play to what I'm used to seeing. I know you feel the same way when you draw me and I do that too, so its all good... I know you get what I'm saying.

But all in all I had a good time out there... that fucking wind was wicked. We'll get paired again sometime and tear it the fuck up, I won't collapse into a pile of pars after nine holes again. Ha.