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Does anyone know any good disc golf jokes?? Just looking for some added fun during tournament rounds when were triple stacked up behing masters, grandmasters, and women(no offense to any of you). May be some kind of "You know you're a disc golfer if" or "you know you have a disc golf problem if", maybe a good chuck norris joke or 10. if you have any or think of any post em here. thannks

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Comment by Emma on March 30, 2009 at 2:23pm
You know you are a disc golfer when...

...the apocalypse is here and you are running out to your home course to get a round in before
the end of the world...
Comment by Tino "SilverBack" Medina on March 30, 2009 at 12:42pm
now thats funny
Comment by 4U2NV on March 30, 2009 at 10:22am
So Moses, Jesus and this other guy were playing disc golf. After 17 holes they were all tied and Moses had the box. As Moses throws the wind kicked up and turned over his disc right into the lake where it sunk. So he walked over parted the lake to get his disc, and tosses it under the basket. Jesus gets up to throw and does the same thing turning his disc and splash into the lake, but his disc floated. So Jesus walked on the water and tossed the disc under the basket. The other guy decides to try and keep it lower seeing how their discs flew into the lake. He releases the disc and *thwack* right into the first tree bouncing right back at him. Suddenly the wind gusted and the disc took off straight up into the air where it hit a bird. After hitting the bird the disc came slaming back down to earth hard and bounce into the basket ACE!!! Moses turns to Jesus and said, Man I hate playing with your dad.
Comment by Chainz-4-Brainz on March 30, 2009 at 10:01am
Chuck Norris has never missed a putt...
because he's never had to make one.
Comment by BP on March 30, 2009 at 9:50am
Chuck Norris can throw a disc over 1000 feet,
up hill,
left handed,
with a mini
Comment by BP on March 30, 2009 at 9:48am
Chuck Norris has 1 ace.
On every hole he has ever played
Comment by BP on March 29, 2009 at 10:29pm
what are the 4 worst words you can hear during a tournament? "It's still your turn"
Comment by BP on March 29, 2009 at 10:28pm
Two disc golfers were standing out over looking a river. One said to the other "look at those two idiots over there fishing in the rain"
Comment by Donny Olow on March 29, 2009 at 6:43pm
What does the Octomom and a Newbie Disc Golfer have in common ?

Atleast + 14 strokes !!!!!
Comment by BP on March 29, 2009 at 5:17pm
You know you have a disc golf problem when you call in sick to work to play a causal round at your home course

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