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My entry in the Worst Disc Golfer Contest
I feel I have set many course records over the past twenty-two years across the states and back. The most stokes at most tournaments. I always got my money's worth. And on most of the second rounds I would most likely be playing in the girl's group. Girls are good.
Now I am playing Am Masters. My second round group is always the last group to finish the tournament, when the parking lot is empty. Some Am Masters have too much fun.
When we have doubles night and we're drawing for partners, every one wants to be my partner...not. Partners are my friends; they know how many shots we took when asked. I usually don't know what hole we're playing.
I do have my good moments, but not three feet from the basket.
I have played with the best and if I win this contest this year; they can say they played with the worst.
It would be my honor to be recognized as the 2008 Worst Frisbee, I mean Disc Golfer.
All my disc golf buddies recognize me when they drive up at double's night. You can see that special look in their eyes.
This might be my last chance to win. Like they say, The older you get the better you get!
It is a pleasure to be associated with the greatest group of living humans I know of.
Never bad vibes associated with the fastest growing sport on earth, just so much fun.
Thank you for the chance,